Ooh, picked up some very funny sentiment stamps this weekend, a a couple of “serious” ones at Stampers, Ink, the home of Riley & Co. and Funny Bones. These new ones include:
GOD’S GOT THIS
You’re off to great places, today is your day. Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way.-Dr. Dr. Seuss
I don’t RUN. And if you ever see me running, you should run too, because something is probably behind me.
Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin..and muffins are healthy. You’re welcome.
Coffee keeps me busy until it acceptable to drink wine.
A friend talks to you about your problems. A true friend takes a look at you, sighs, then orders you a big drink without asking.
I was reading an instruction manual, and I got to the part about needing a screwdriver..so I got out the vodka and orange juice. Anything after that is still a mystery!
Whether you see your glass half-full or half-empty doesn’t matter. You did NOT pour enough wine in your glass. START OVER.
Add these to previous acquisitions of:
I’ve lost my mind and I think the kids took it.
A little girl seeks revenge. A real woman moves on while karma does her dirty work.
Life is much funnier if you have a dirty mind.
There are two types of people in the world:People you drink with and people who make you drink.
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it’s (sic) health benefits. The other glassed are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
Let me know if there’s one of these you’d like to include in a card for your BFF who needs a laugh, or encouragement.